This is exactly what i don’t pull faces in the mirror. Genuine fear from when I was five Xx
(Source: second-impact)
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We think, we fear, we contemplate, we wonder.
But ultimately, if that is all we do: We are boring.
We need to go out there and do what our brains tell us we cannot. We need to jump up and scream and shout, we need to dance about and love and laugh.
Tonight I went out on a whim. I did what I felt…
I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
Max Tyler is a legend
Fancied a girl. Knew she had a boyfriend she was committed too.
Thought he’d chase her through the streets of Ealing at 1am in his bare feet to tell her anyway, not to change her mind … Just so he had the chance to say it.
Love him.
FOREVER REBLOG!
I used to defend Justin Bieber
“What’s with all the hate guys?” I’d ask.
“He sings like a girl and shit!” They’d reply.
“But he’s just an artist trying to make music,” was my response.
“If I was your boyfriend I’d never let you go,
I can take you places you ain’t never been befoe,” said Justin Bieber.
“KILL HIM,” I shouted!
My Tumblr sometimes posts things twice even though I say not to
Then when I delete one, it delete two, like I never did it in the first place. Why you gotta be so mean Tumblr?
When using public transport with your children, please consider the following facts;
1 // You chose to bring your children into the world.
2 // You have the option of folding your pushchair and placing the child in a seat or on your lap.
3 // The sign in the wheelchair space on London buses…
When using public transport with your children, please consider the following facts;
1 // You chose to bring your children into the world.
2 // You have the option of folding your pushchair and placing the child in a seat or on your lap.
3 // The sign in the wheelchair space on London buses…
Slamvender Town - Quad City DJ’s vs. Junichi Masuda
It’s a city of strangers.
Some come to work, some to play.
A city of strangers.
Some come to stare, some to stray.
Another Hundred People - Company (via elizabethjames)
Isn’t it stay?
(Source: queenie-assemble)
Via Queenie JamesFUCK YOU VIRGIN!
I will download as much illegal music as I want thank you very much. Now how will I break the law………………………………………….???
About me
I am a comedian first and foremost. It comes before almost everything else in my life. The only thing that I cherish more than comedy, is Nintendo! I LOVE NINTENDO!
